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2004-2005 Season Match Reports

Pasadena vs. New Tredegar (Wales) - 5/22/05

Pasadena vs. OMBAC III - 4/30/05 - Playoffs, Semi-Finals

Kern County vs. Pasadena - 4/16/05

Pasadena vs. LA Rebellion - 4/9/05

OMBAC III vs. Pasadena - 4/2/05

Pasadena vs. OC Bucks - 3/19/05

Kern County vs. Pasadena - 2/26/05

Pasadena vs. LA Rebellion - 2/19/05

OMBAC III vs. Pasadena - 2/5/05

Pasadena vs. OC Bucks - 1/22/05

Pasadena vs. New Tredegar (Wales) - 5/22/05

Pasadena played a "friendly" against a touring side from Wales, the New Tredegar Rugby Football Club, under the blistering Sunday sun. It was a spirited game that saw good running and phase ball by both teams, but lacked something on the defensive end (lets just say there were a lot of "missed" tackles).

The game started with both sides testing the water and realizing just how hot it was. Each team was able to march 50 plus meters on their first possession with excellent phase rugby. However, neither team could put any points on the board. The visitors were affected by the jet lag, their apparent confusion of the big ball of hydrogen floating in the sky producing massive amounts of heat and their hangovers. Pasadena was just confused, playing with a mixed side (3 guys from Eagle rock and one APU player) and several Pasadena players out of position.

Tredegar got on the board first with excellent support from 1 through 15, but missed the conversion. After the visitors received the kick, they again marched down the field only to be held out of the end zone. It was Pasadena's turn to show how the Yanks play rugby. Several punishing runs with equally good support play by both forwards and backs saw Pasadena take 10+ phases from one end of the field to the other. A Welsh penalty allowed Noah to put Pasadena on the scoreboard, but still down 5 to 3. The Welsh restart went directly into touch and Pasadena controlled the scrum at 50 nicely. Pasadena again showed excellent support with our backs making good runs that kept the Welsh on their heels. After a long advantage where Pasadena nearly scored, Noah made another penalty kick and Pasadena is up 6 to 5.

A short time after Pasadena's strong start, our team leader, kicker and all around nice guy, Noah was lost for the day after re-injuring his foot. Limping off the field, Pasadena was left without a kicker or a fly half. Substitutions were made and we had a fly half that when he kicked he made Ciampa look like Jonny Wilkinson. Any way, we pretty much didn't need a kicker as our forward punches were getting us out of trouble and opening up things for the backs. As usual, our lineouts were excellent and we were able to drive the maul several times for excellent yardage.

Pasadena had several more opportunities to score, but were unlucky. With Noah out, we had to rely on an Eagle Rock player to kick for penalties and well... we have all seen how well Eagle Rock kicks. Several handling errors and penalties let Tredegar get back momentum. Driving hard and using their own mauls to push us back, they used their quickness and overloads to score one more try before the half. Again they missed their conversion and Tredegar led 10 to 6.

The second half started no so well for Pasadena. Receiving the kick deep in our own territory, Pasadena made lots of ground after a slicing run by our French Captain, Laurent. The ball was rucked well and the backs looked to put the visitors on their heels again. However, the ERAC fullback turned flyhalf let a lazy pass hang in the air and a speedy Welshmen snatched the ball. With no one back to impede him, it was 5 more points for the Welsh. This time their conversion was good to put them up 17 to 6.

It was fun to play a touring side, but it was even nicer to be able to play with a few guys that haven't been around as much. We saw Old Boy Joe Wilson nearly pick a pass off that would have left him open to "sprint" in for a try or collapse form heat exhaustion trying. JW, who was with us early in the year but had to stop playing, nearly broke free on the wing to score a try, but was called out by the myopic touch judge. Terry McLean and Danny Boyle both played and both showed their old form... as if neither had taken more than a year off. (NOTE* Neither one of them were that good to begin with... so it is not like they had to climb a tall ladder to regain their old form... more like a step stool really.)

One play that nearly changed the momentum for Pasadena came from a line out. Keegan, not able to get a hold of the ball deflected it nicely to the home side. As it bounced from the ground, Terry was able to scoop it up and took the ball at pace down the sideline. As he was getting tackled, he offloaded to English Tim. Tim put on another of his patented, "can't catch me" runs that found himself sliding into the try zone for an apparent score. However, the ball was brought back after the touch judge thought Terry had stepped out of bounds. I thought I had a pretty good view of the play as I was attempting to support... I did not think Terry was ever within 3 feet of the sideline!! Oh well. Yes, I said ATTEMPTING to support... these guys are just too damn fast.

Play went back and forth... each side running hard. Each side subbing players in and out. Eventually, Tredegar lost their last prop and we had to play with uncontested scrums. That was heaven to be honest. I don't know why we didn't think of that sooner. Anyway, with time evaporating like the sweat from our... backs, The Welsh put one more try on the board before the game ended. Tredegar wins 22-6.

The after party was something to behold. I am sure you can tell from some of the emails that at one point about 45 people were standing naked on bar stools, the bar and tables. Interesting to say the least. Pasadena dominated the boat race as well. Once Rich finished, one of the Welsh players exclaimed, "oww de fut deed that koont do dat? Eee jusd pourd eet down ees troat!!!" The shenanigans were capped by Angelica interrupting one of the Welsh old boys songs... the entire bar went quite and the man wouldn't sing any more. One of the younger Welsh players leaned over and said, "ewww doon't eever enderupt him singin."

That is what I remember... I had heat "issues" and spent about half the after party sitting on the sidewalk with ice strapped to me back!

Oops,
Tanner

Pasadena vs. OMBAC III - 4/30/05 - Playoffs, Semi-Finals

Pasadena made the trip down to San Diego to take on the Blue Division's first place team, Old Mission Bay Athletic Club. The two regular season meetings saw OMBAC win both games.

Despite missing several players either due to absences or injuries, Pasadena made the trip south with a very strong, fast and defensive minded team. The first half started with OMBAC kicking to the visitors.

What can be said about the first half. Scrum down, and scrum again... and again and again... one more time... and then again. Now, for something different a scrum! I would have estimated that for every knock, we would be required to scrum down at least three times. The high count I believe was six. It was brutal and tiring. Other than the scrums, OMBAC's kicking was tremendous and virtually perfect. Pasadena countered with unstoppable lineouts and unrelenting defensive pressure.

Despite spending nearly every second of the initial 40 minutes in the OMBAC half, Pasadena played strong. The initial points came after one of Pasadena's many penalties and the "bad" Hinkin split the uprights to put OMBAC up 3-0. A short time later another penalty and a quick tap found the visitors in a position they had (unfortunately) been in before. No, NOT grabbing their ankles... down 10-0. The score stayed this way for quite some time... in fact the entire half.

Half time subs included Handsome Mike, Doc Mike and American Tim.

Pasadena kicking to OMBAC, the Half started and Pasadena looked to narrow the gap. Unfortunately, it didn't really work out that way. After a missed opportunity for Pasadena to put some points on the board, Pasadena let down its defense and allowed two very quick tries to be scored. Pasadena, feeling the game slip with every minute that went by found themselves playing out of position, out of character and finally out of time.

As the second half finally came to an end, Pasadena found itself on the wrong end of a 49-0 beating. The final score did not accurately reflect the heart and determination of this team on this day. Our hats go off to OMBAC who were the better team during those 80 minutes. OMBAC will play Kern this weekend for the Blue Division Championship. The winner will head to Omaha for Nationals. Good luck to both teams... not.

Sorry about the short write up. It was a great season. We came together at the end of the year, but just couldn't get the ball rolling the way we needed to...when we needed to. Here's to it and to it again, we will do it and do it again. The birds do it a fly.... Bees do it and die. If you ever get to and can't do it, call Pasadena we can do it. We are used to it.

Man of the Match (*because OMBAC did not drink beers with us, again. Because they preferred to stay on their own side and wander the crowed, looking for fingers to smell. Because they absolutely have no idea what camaraderie is about... we gave their glasses to our players. Also, I heard Kern refused to throw the Bucks an after party to help them save money. What is this world coming to?)

Man of the Match, Backs: #1 All season he was shown why he is the Flava Flave. We are all pretty sure that he has lost any resemblance of muscle or ligament in his hamstring and Saturday, he promptly "pulled his leg bone." Frazier limped around the field and was able to inspire every one of us to play as hard as we could. I personally found it difficult to scrum while hard, but if that is what Frazier wanted.

Man of the Match, Backs: #2 Another leader by example, Michael Bryant was a true bright spot during the day. He played excellent defense, ran hard with the ball (as instructed by Frazier) and never gave up. All season Mike has shown why he is the ultimate team player. Whether he is starting, a halftime sub or touch judge with a gimp arm, Mike is an asset to the team.

Man of the Match, Forwards: #1 All season he has yelled and yelled and cursed for us to be a better team. Then, with injuries to several players, just when things looked bleak, Coach was able to step up and resume his playing without missing a beat. Chris Angelica has not stepped on a field in 2 years and he was able to support at every play.

Man of the Match, Forwards: #2 In a bold move by our young center turned flyhalf, Noah knowing full well that I would be picking puke up off the floor in about 1.5 hours, decided to give MOTM to me. Thanks guys.

No Shame award given.

Good season. It was one of the best!

Oops,
Tanner

Pasadena vs. ERAC - 4/23/05

Pasadena and Eagle Rock played a rain make up game this weekend with the winner advancing to the playoffs. No matter the outcome of any Eagle Rock game, it will always be a hotly contested match with hard hits, thundering runs and occasional fisticuffs. Injuries have forced Pasadena to make a few critical adjustments. Coach Angelica has been forced to suit up once again in the second row and Dean will be kicking for touch and points. Luckily, both are very capable and, if I may say, somewhat handsome.

First of all, I want to admonish anyone who refers to ERAC as Eagle Cock. I have said this before, that name somehow conjures up the image of a majestic Eagle swooping down to a pristine lake and snatching a large trout form the water with its penis. I refuse to use such positive metaphors for ERAC. Instead, I will take a page from Coach's book and refer to them as EARC. I figure that means we care so little about them we can't be bothered to get their name right.

Meanwhile, back at the Bat Cave, (na na na na na na na na Batman) Pasadena's ever expanding home crowed cheered as Pasadena kicked to the visitors. The first 15 minutes of play was a clinic on "how to play excellent rugby... and not score." Pasadena rucked, mauled and kicked every which way but looses (a great film that was on TBS last night), but couldn't find the try line. EARC was the first team to put points on the board when their player/coach broke through an arm tackle by our player/coach and touched down with defenders draped over him like one of Tyler's fur coats. The conversion was good and Rock is up 7-0.

Pasadena was not without its opportunities to score. Unfortunately, the ghost of Alistair Blevins showed up and he taped empty pie plates to some of the forward's hands. Knock and knock... advantage gone. Shortly after EARC scored, Pasadena put together multiphase rugby that produced a well-earned try. Starting at about the midway point of the field, tenacious Pasadena defense swarmed the visitors back line and created a turnover. Simon "are you a bum looker" Lobo neatly scooped up the ball and swiftly maneuvered through would be defenders. As he was tackled, he was able to make a miraculous 10-meter pass to Paul who powered his way nearly to the 5-meter line. Backs and forwards alike converged on the tackled player, providing just enough support for Michael Barnes to play the ball quickly and find the try line. Pasadena ties it up with only a few minutes till half.

As if the EARC/Pasadena rivalry needed any more drama... remember 4 of the last 5 games have been decided on last minute scores... with only a few minutes left in the half, the EARC outside center begins to throw a tantrum while being tackled. While players congregate around the huddle, newcomer to the team Richard spies a certain pony-tailed, uni-tard wearing hooker upper cut Keegan O'noyoudidnt while he had his head down. Richard quickly stepped in to remind the opponent that such behavior was generally frowned upon. The referee determined that Richard and another player from Rock should think about their methods of non-verbal communication and sent them to the sin-bin for 10 minutes each.

EARC, never wanting to take the easy route, took a quick tap (after all the players were sent their ways) and tried to spin the ball wide and sneak a try in right before half time. Fortunately, Pasadena was ready and EARC was left unfulfilled.

Half time saw new players enter the game, American Tim and Doc Bryant came into the centers as Richard and Barnes moved out to the wings. With the score tied at 7 apiece, tensions remain high and neither team able to establish a clear dominance, the next 40 minutes looked to be epic.

Play was physical and neither team gave up much yardage. Much of the second half was played between the 22's. Each time either team had a breakaway; the other team would ratchet up the defense and not allow the other to score. As has been the case in many games, Pasadena dominated the lineouts. Keegan M'tatsarebetterthanyoursillyliptatto stole almost every ball within his reach. Simon, playing an excellent game at hooker made it his personal mission to steal as many balls as possible in the scrums. He created so much havoc, that the EARC scrum half started to feed the ball so badly, he threw the ball directly into his props foot, ricocheting it directly into our side. Nice.

With eight minutes to play, it looks like neither team will be able to score a deciding try and we may face overtime for the first time in many years. Trapped deep in our own territory, our squirrelly scrum half escapes tackles from a broken play. He then performs one of his patented "I can barely hold this ball with my missing thumb muscle, so I'll kick it... woops, not going to kick it... yep, watch me kick it" move. Several of Pasadena's speedy backs pursue the ball with two defenders hoping to clear away any danger. Frazier's kick was perfect and the bounce was divine... English Tim was able to catch the ball at pace. First he shakes one tackler like he was shaking his wily. As the second defender converges, he is spun around, disorienting him from his support. Luckily, he has a single-mindedness that the crazy lament and the insane possess. Fighting through a third defender, Tim was able to...well... fight through and score the go ahead try. Dean was left with a very difficult right-sided kick, but his powerful boot was accurate to put us up by 7.

Wouldn't be a Pasadena vs. ERAC game if the story just ended there. First of all, I just realized I missed two penalties kicks (one for each team.) Sorry Dean, you did such a good job... I have to give you all the credit you deserve. But, I am too lazy to go back and work them in to my "story." So here we are Pasadena 17 and EARC 10. EARC kicks to Pasadena. All we have to do is kill roughly 5 minutes of time to preserve a victory. Sloppy ball handling on the kick off gives EARC some excellent field position and they begin their assault. Phase after phase was thrown at the home team. Each time, Pasadena stopped them. A penalty by Deana sets up EARC for one last stanza. Pasadena needed one defensive stand to preserve the victory. JP takes a quick tap and lofts it out wide to the right. The EARC backs dance for a while until EARC Simon directs the ball back towards the middle of the field. Not much ground is gained in the middle, so EARC is forced to move the ball farther and farther out toward the left sideline. With virtually no time left on the clock, Pasadena lets a try squeak through and EARC has narrowed the gap to 2 points. All they need is a conversion to tie the game.

Two years ago it was Gregg Short in the same position, making a conversion in a driving rain to win the game for Pasadena. Last Year, I believe it was the same player for EARC...in the same spot... on the same field who missed a kick that would have won the game. So, with no time remaining, the kicker lines up the sights. BAM. Never had the legs... every porn stars nightmare, straight, but not long enough. Pasadena prevails and is in the Playoffs 17-15.

Man of the Match, Backs: For his tenacious defense and his determination to put the ball in the try zone when it mattered most... English Tim.

Man of the Match, Forwards: For his stellar play in the scrums and lineouts, Sean Belote earns the glass this week. He has been a stellar defender and plays a mean game of canasta.

Shame Award: Ok, so it went to Richard for his "handy work." But on further review... it clearly should have gone to another player... Sorry Richard, I take full credit for lousing that one up.

That is how I remember it.

Oops,
Tanner

Kern County vs. Pasadena - 4/16/05

Pasadena took on the undefeated league leaders Kern County this past weekend. With Pasadena missing 5 starters, forcing our coach out of his retirement of two years, things looked grim. Ironically, Kern County also bitterly complained that they did not travel with a full squad, but further review of match reports indicates they were indeed playing with their usual suspects.

Pasadena's speedy and hard-hitting squad took the field with Kern kicking off to the home team. Not more than a few minutes into the game and it looked like it would be another Kern dominated game. After a line out won by Kern, miscommunication allowed a large gap to develop for Kerns hard charging center. Three missed tackles later and Kern is up quickly with a converted try (7-0.) However, there was no sign of despair on the Pasadena faces. Instead, we immediately came at the Tuskers even harder.

Play became more and more aggressive by both sides and the winner of this game may turn out to be the team who can withstand the pressure... who will crack? Pasadena made it clear they were not going to lay...er lie...er... lain... down. After a very special "war cry" (some will say reminiscent of the infamous Tim Green war cry of two years ago???) by a Kern Count forward, his bravado was quickly punished with a hard hit and smattering of boots that would have made Jeff Evans proud. Several of Pasadena early defensive stands were punctuated by ferocious hits by Richard who left his opponent hesitant all game.

This type of intensity remained throughout the first half. Before Kern could regroup, they were called for a penalty to the left of the posts and Noah was able to slot 3 points for Pasadena. Pasadena was on the board, but would need to continue pounding away if they were to get the upper hand on Kern. (Kern 7 Pasadena 3)

Kern County was also not going to roll over either. Several thundering runs and typical kern forward drives were established, but relentless pressure (kinda like Handsome Mike's sphincter must face on a daily basis) held them without rewards. After being pinned in their own 22 meter for several minutes, Pasadena was able to apply pressure, mostly by the swift running and deadly boot of Dean-o the machine-o. With Paul in support Dean and his Tom cruise look-a-like winger (I am going to vomit... Tom Cruise... more like Tom Thumb) continually took the ball at pace and pressured the Kern back three.

Pasadena slowly made ground and found their way into the opponents half and then inside their 22 and then knocking on the try line. Several phases of play went unrewarded. An eventual turnover let the pressure off Kern and the ball was again in Pasadena's hands, but back at the half way mark. Pasadena looked to capitalize on a Kern penalty and after much debate, it was determined that kicking to touch (vs. a long penalty kick) was the correct course of action. Noah has matured so much this year, he almost never spouts of to the ref, leaving that job this year to Mike Barnes who is a fierce competitor if not a hot head (Mike, talk to Noah first... he will explain and it is just, well... funny.)

Pasadena sets for the line out, but a good defensive jump allowed the Kern lock to get a hand on the ball. Luckily, it was batted out of bounds and 5 steps closer to the try line. This time, Garrets throw would find his mark and Keegan brought the ball safely to the waiting hands of Danny Boyle. A quick little drive was settled by yours truly and when Angelica joined the maul, it looked like the forwards might get a walk over try. Frazier tried to take the ball out of the maul, but his hand was nearly severed as the forwards felt they could do some more damage. Kerns loose forwards were sucked into the maul and Frazier, ever the crafty veteran, wrestled the ball from the forwards (no easy feat, since some of us hold on to that thing like it is the ticket to the buffet line at Circus Circus.) Frazier's deftly juked a fat defender (he made him looked as f'ed up as a soup sandwich) and skirted in for a try putting Pasadena up 10 to 7.

Not wanting to rest on its recent success and tasting the sweet ...taste (??) of scoring trys, and apparently liking it, Pasadena immediately began its quest to put more points on the board before half time was whistled. Unlike the first part of the half where Pasadena spent a large chunk of time in their own territory, Pasadena was able to keep possession in the Tuskers half applying pressure from all areas. Pasadena playing good phase rugby, rucked, rucked, rucked to put us on the doorstep of adding to our lead. Noah, leading charge after charge, found the outstretched hands of Mike Barnes with a perfect pass that left Kern's defenders on their heals and unable to recover in time. Barnes centered the ball nicely before putting it down and the converted try put Pasadena up 17 to 7.

As with any team, momentum ebbs and flows, after nearly 40 minutes of hard hitting rugby, Pasadena was again on their heals during an impressive Kern onslaught. Pasadena was able to muster enough courage to stifle 3 or 4 try scoring attempts, but alas, not the 5th. With the half winging down and both sides tiring from the heat, hard as rock field and unbelievable energy (from both sides,) Kern was able to get yet another break-a-way try that narrowed the gap 17 to 14. Halftime...

The second half saw Pasadena kick to the Tuskers and play resumed. The first 20 minutes of the half were spent with Pasadena attacking the Tuskers from every angle. Forwards and backs rucking non-stop, solid scrums and lineouts that dominated the opposition was the plan and Pasadena was able to stay with this plan for quite some time. Unfortunately, all good plans... ugggg. With _'s of the game gone, a silly penalty allowed the Tuskers to tie the game from a penalty. Approximately 10 minutes later, another penalty (this time, under more questionable circumstances... the ref did tell us at the beginning of the game that he had no idea when the ball would be considered "out" so how can we know?) was awarded to Kern and their kicker barely slotted it over the crossbars. In a matter of minutes, Pasadena went for solidly "in control," to down by 3 (20-17.)

Pasadena was not without its chances to tie not once... but twice in the closing minutes of the game. Twice, kicks to goal were fruitless and left those who have been with the club a few years would undoubtedly begin to wonder, "Would Kern once again pull of a victory after Pasadena played so well." Stories of Kern putting 15 men into the line-out when they were one point down with less than a minute to play and rolled over for a game winning try would flash through the minds of players and supporters alike. Fortunately, we have a bunch of players on the field that have never been exposed to such shenanigans.

The last three minutes of this game were, maybe, the most dramatic in recent history. Maybe even more dramatic than the Eagle Rock "Rain Game." Kern has the ball and is in attack mode at the half way mark. Seeing a small gap, the Tusker flyhalf kicks an up and under, hoping to catch Deana off guard. A sly Keegan McPukeonmyboots leaped skyward and secured position with style. Michael "Johnny on the Spot" Bryant (Doc Bryant to you and me) rucked over instantly, but several Kern players began to drive him. He quickly secured the ball and passed to Frazier who was almost instantly engulfed by several Kern defenders. With less than 5 minutes left on the clock, Frazier makes a flat pass to Richard who kicks a long Texas blooper right towards two Kern defenders. As luck would have it, that ball bounced dead left, away from Kern's grubby hands and lands into Richard's as he is streaking towards the goal. The first defender had no chance as Richard deftly fended him away. The second defender had a good chance of tackling Rich, but Richard would not be denied. He squirreled out of the tackle and touched the ball down after a 40-yard gain. A great individual play that capped 75 minutes of teamwork. After the conversion was made, Pasadena was told we had 3 minutes to defend out 24 to 20 lead.

Kern kicked off and charged down the field...again. Pasadena knew they would not be denied, or would they. After several clearing kicks by Noah keeping Kern in their own territory, they managed to secure one last lineout at about the Pasadena 22. Would they send in 15 players hoping to repeat past moments? This time they felt that their 8 forwards could get the job done. Meanwhile, our Marine Prop Sean appears to have broken his nose (we later find out that one of the Kern players purposefully grabbed him by the shoulders and kneed him in the face...shame) and we are unsure if he is able to lift in what seems to be the most important lineout of the day. Like he was playing for god and Country, Sean shakes off the blood and queasiness and joins the line. As Pasadena had been doing all day, Sean and Aaron were able to provide an excellent lift of Keegan and the ball was stolen. Well, Sean did puke blood AS HE WAS LIFTING, but we stole the ball. Noah gives it a ride out of bounds and Pasadena wins the game 24-20. This was Kerns first loss on the field in 3 years. Some teams have been able to get a "win" by challenging Kerns paperwork, but Pasadena sends the mighty crashing. Kern's own website reported, "Pasadena wanted it more." Well, they forgot to add the best team won... I just reminded them.

Man of the Match, Forwards: There were several people that were nominated... Sean should get huge props for playing his heart out... then puking blood on another player's boots (while lifting him). But it was the player that was the recipient of the blood puke who took home the hardware. Keegan, well played... good rucking and excellent support.

Man of the Match, Backs: Richard... duh!

Shame Award: Couldn't really find someone to give it to. I thought about giving it to Chris (again.) Seriously, he may be sketchy as a coach and suspect as a player, but that kid has mad skills when it comes to bedazzling a robe. Alas, I went for the most comedic route. I gave it to our ex-8man who decided to show up to the game in a velour top. Rob Ingles... did I ever tell you that you are my hero (sob sob sniff sniff.)

That is the way I remember it...

Oops,
Tanner

Pasadena vs. LA Rebellion - 4/9/05

(Yup, I phoned this one in guys)

Pasadena took the field against a much improved L.A. Rebellion squad on Saturday. A last minute field SNAFU jeopardized our chances of playing, but the Rebellion showed why they are a classy team (are your reading this Rugbeast you Finny *%&$#@!?) by securing a filed at the last minute to make sure there was a game. After all, isn't that the point? The day was highlighted with standout play from Dean-o, Mike Barnes, Noah, Mike Rhinoceros and Our very own coach, Chris. However, the stand out moment of the game definitely came form Vlad the Claw... Allen Rooney. As if scoring two thundering tries and having multiple forearm battering runs wasn't enough...after scoring one of his try, he calmly walked back to the mark and slotted a perfect drop kick to nail the conversion. Who says forwards can't kick? The final score was 98-0.

Man of the Match, Backs: Richard scored four tries and was generally all over the field. He is a tackling machine and a drinking fool.

Man of the Match, Forwards: Seriously... Didn't you just read what I wrote about Allen...? Of course he was man of the match. Jeesh.

Shame Award: In a trend that is becoming all too familiar, Richard was also given the shame award. Some say it was because he would, at times, not seem to know where he was on the field and throw passes almost, shall we say, willy nilly? Others thought it was for his bizarre defensive tactic; "I am off sides, I wonder how hard I can hit this guy." But alas, we needed a more important reason. So, we chose his inability (hehe) to make the last conversion of the game that cost us the century mark. Well played game Rich, we all know you got picked cause you drink like a champ. And, it got your girlfriend mad, which some how led to Angelica getting smacked in the balls (and I mean hard) so it worked out pretty well!

Oops,
Tanner

OMBAC III vs. Pasadena - 4/2/05

The last time Pasadena played OMBAC we lost 52 to 10 and played horrible. On Saturday, Pasadena looked to not only play better, but to even the season tally as well. Saturday saw perfect weather for the rematch and Pasadena had a full complement of players at the pitch to throw at the visiting OMBACians. Play started with OMBAC kicking off to Pasadena.

The game plan for the day, just as we had worked on for several weeks, was ruck, ruck, ruck. The first 20 minutes of play was the best Pasadena has ever played. We kept the ball in the OMBACsters half almost the entire time. Both forwards and backs were rucking machines, as quick ball and hard running led to excellent possession. Improvements were seen in almost every aspect of Pasadena's game. Scrums were solid (although the ref seemed to help us in that department) and twice OMBAC was talking about "walking the scrum over" for a try and gained ZERO ground. The only area of disappointment came in the lineouts. The referee decided that prebinding was not allowed (for the first time all season the back lifter was not allowed to prebind at the waist.) Needless to say, this messed up our timing quite a bit (Obviously, it needed to be said, so it wasn't really "needless to say," was it?) Any who... the most frustrating part was, we were having a really solid day in the lineouts and OMBAC conceded many of the lineouts when we were in the red zone.

I don't recall exactly when or where this happened, but at some point in the game, Geoff was seen writhing on the ground. Either he was looking for something or he was injured. Yup... a dislocated shoulder and off Geoff goes to the ER. I know it was very early and I think it was kind of a fluke (were you trying to block a kick???) And for good measures, his father accidentally packs up and takes all the referees belongings. That what the ref gets for calling such an ODD game. Funny.

OMBAC scored the first try of the game. They somehow stole the ball (although, it must be said that our ball retention in the first half was remarkable) and proceeded to scamper down the field. As usual, arm tackles did not get the job done (initial arm tackle by yours truly may have been the most elegant of the day... damn.) They did not convert the try, so they were up 5-0. Pasadena completely dominated up to that point and a broken play seemed to kill our momentum for a while. Well it killed it just long enough for them to score one more time. Just like that OMBAC is up 10 to 0.

The first half ended with Pasadena keeping the ball during much of the half and almost always attacking, but down 10 0. Damn.

The second half saw much of the same intensity. Both sides battled pretty evenly with neither team giving an inch. Pasadena was on the defensive side of the ball for a large portions of the second half and continued with the "bend-don't-break" philosophy... until we bent one too many times. OMBAC got one more try (converted this time) and Pasadena finds itself in quite a hole... 17 to zero.

OK, so I have been writing this match report for the better part of a week. In fact, as I type this report... I have already been asked when the match report will be written for the Rebellion game! I just want the madness to end. However it would be UNTHINKABLE to not write about our one and only try of the game. Not so much because it was our only try, but because it truly was a thing of beauty.

For the first time in a long time, Pasadena scored off a multi phase ball. Ball retention and SMART passing was the key to this try. In all 9 Pasadena players touched the ball before Frazier touched it down. Unfortunately, that is the way the game ended. OMBAC III 17 Pasadena 7.

Man of the Match, Forwards: Like I said at the drink up... from game to game he is getting better while his belly gets smaller. He continues to improve in every aspect of the game. He takes constructive criticism well and never has a bad thing to say.... However, the Chihuahuas in his stomach sure would like to get out, eh Keegan. Mike Hino...Hina...Hine... Rhinoceros, nice game and well played.

Man of the Match, Backs: Again, another player who has been steadily improving. From not having insurance to starting... Graeme, despite your friendship with James Hinkin... you sure are a good guy to have around and a solid defender.

Shame Award: Once AGAIN... given to our Coach. I can't believe he went to Cabo... man. Nice Job Angelica.

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Pasadena vs. OC Bucks - 3/19/05

It wouldn't be Southern California if we weren't playing with the threat of rain? But, Saturday's grim prediction of rain only manifested itself on Pasadena's parade of good fortune over the past few weeks. Following a hard fought battle against Kern and solid wins over the Rebellion, ERAC and the Finlanders, Pasadena looked to get the second half of the season off to a better start than the first. Sitting in 4th place at 4 and 3, Pasadena 1st loss was to the OC Bucks just a few months ago, 21 7. Unfortunately, Pasadena found itself in the same position as last game, losing 17 to 3.

The day started with so much promise. The team arrived early and eager to avenge its earlier loss. Pasadena started the game by kicking the ball with a high floater that was caught by the Bucks prop and promptly knocked on. This was just one of many chances that Pasadena had very early in the game. Multiple Buck penalties went unpunished and Pasadena's difficulties with phase rugby further impeded our success. Truth be told, both teams squandered many opportunities to put points up on the board early in the first period. Pasadena was the first to strike, with a penalty kick that put us up 3 to 0. Back and forth (lots of kicking) we went, as play between the 22's was the play du jour on this overcast afternoon. Several times the Bucks would advance with big runs from their inside center, well placed kicks by their back 3 or well organized mauls form the Buck forwards, we only turned away equally hard running and harder tackling by Pasadena. Eventually, the Bucks broke the Pasadena defense, putting the first try of the game under the posts. The converted try made the score 7 to 3, Bucks. Half time was whistled and Pasadena felt that we just needed ONE play to click and we would be able to turn the corner and put some points on the board.

With renewed fire, Pasadena began the second stanza hoping to get on track quickly and establish some confidence. Unfortunately, the Bucks were the ones who put points on the board following very focused forward mauling and disciplined running by the backs. The second half was a hard-hitting affair, with Pasadena's backs pounding the opposition's backline at every opportunity. Just when things began to look better for the Maroon and black, the Bucks were able to put another runner across as they spun the ball through almost every Buck backs hands and developed an over lap on the wing that led to the second try (unconverted) of the game. Bucks are up, 12 3.

Needing points quickly, Pasadena began to play with more recklessness. This led to several opportunities that, unfortunately, never materialized into points. Play for both teams was heated and hard-hitting. A small melee erupted after a Buck, not wanting to be removed form said melee, decided to tackle and cheap shot Keegan McOscarmyerwiener. Adding insult to the obvious, Keegan called him a "bitch." Pasadena kept pressure on the home team for nearly 15 minutes, but was never able to materialize any points. Pasadena lost some intensity and allowed the home team to again score, this time off a penalty play led by their number 8. OC Bucks 17 Pasadena 3.

A somewhat dejected Pasadena team left the field battered and bruised and will face OMBAC III's in two weeks.

Man of the Match, Backs: This week Mike Barnes was again a force on defense and an aggressive ball carrier. His support in the open field and "go, go, go" mentality is a huge asset to the team. Although he is quiet, he leads by example and is respected by his team and opponents as well.

Man of the Match, Forwards: Mike Bagwell more than deserves this award as he is a true warrior. Each week, Mike leads the forwards on and off the field. Although none of us can quite get our feet up off the ground during his "stretch of death," he continues to push each player to be better than the week before.

Shame Award: It was very difficult to pick someone to get this award, let's see (once again, I can only hope that Hinkin's email is broken, cause I can hardly wait for the response...) If the ball is rolling out of the try zone after the OTHER team kicked it... do not touch it, let it roll out of the try zone. If it stops in the try zone, and the other team kicked it in, touch it down and give it to Noah (fast.) If the ball stops outside of the try zone, pick it up and kick the hell out of it towards the other teams goal (preferably out of bounds.) DO NOT run into the try zone and put it down. If the other team is even remotely near the ball (no matter who kicked it and where it is), touch it down (fast.) If the other team is nowhere near the ball and it looks as though it will roll out of the back of the try zone... do not kick the ball. The shame award goes to Andrew, who very nearly gave the Bucks a 5 meter scrum by kicking a ball out the back of the try zone when all he needed to do was touch it down... plus it is funny to give him grief. Veritas!

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Pasadena vs. ERAC - 3/5/05

Once again, rain made for confusing game day preparation. An unexpected down poor all day Friday put Eagle Rock's field in jeopardy. Fortunately, the rain stayed away and the game was played in lovely down town Sunland.

If you believe in Omens, the day looked like it would be a tuff one for Pasadena... we rolled up to the pitch at 11:30, only to be greeted my a murder crime scene and the news that the Jerseys were about an hour away. I for one do not believe in Omens, but I do believe in injury reports. Our starting prop is out with a "rash." The hooker has a bad back (don't they all!). It doesn't stop there. One lock out for the season, one lock has a bad back and another has a neck injury that could flare up at any moment. Doc Bryant is still out from his shoulder injury (but looks to be returning in April) and Ara's knee, while still "mending" is looking better every day. Did I miss anybody?

The game started at 1:00 with Pasadena kicking off to ERAC. Both sides came out with solid game plans. Eagle Rock, as expected, kept the ball in the forwards. Pasadena looked to their backs to counter. The first 20 minutes saw several scoring opportunities for both sides, but neither side was able to capitalize. Every time ERAC challenged, Pasadena responded. Several well placed kicks by Noah, Andrew and Dean relieved pressure and returned us to their half, but Eagle Rock always found the strength to counter. Difficulties keeping the ball in hand for both teams led to many scrums and several squandered opportunities.

Midway through the first half, Pasadena found itself knocking on Eagle Rock's door for what would appear to be the first try of the game, only to see it vanish after a knock-on. Eagle rock quickly counters out of the scrum. A center crash with several missed tackles and ERAC finds itself rolling down the field behind very solid forward play. It seemed that every Eagle Rocks forward was taking the ball at pace and smashing the gain line. Their forwards continued to roll until it stalled at the Pasadena try line. Several goal line stands (for the second week in a row) successfully kept the ERAC forwards at bay. ERAC was then forced to spin the ball out wide, where even less progress was made. Sloppy play and an errant pass leads Michael Barnes, a tenacious defender, to steal the ball in stride and a foot race is on. Eagle Rock's weak side wing has no chance of catching Barnes; he can only hope to keep him from getting under the posts. But, Mike is just too quick and he slips the tackle in the try zone and gives Noah a better angle for the conversion. Pasadena puts up the first points of the game. 7-0.

Eagle Rock, sensed that the half was closing in on them, and was desperate to gain some momentum. The restart kick goes out of bounds after and ERAC player hits it and a lineout is called. Keegan O'Flanishenanigans takes the line out and a perfectly controlled Pasadena maul nets 15 yards as the ball is spun out to the backs where it quickly swong to the far side of the field. A very questionable forward pass call kills the play and Pasadena is again on defense. Out of the scrum, ERAC again puts pressure on us as their forwards take control of the gain line and march down the field. This time, they are not to be denied and they are able to put one over the line. The conversion is also good to tie the game at 7-7.

The end of the first half is near and it would have been easy for either team to put it in cruise control. Pasadena did not allow this to happen. Taking the ball from an ERAC kick, our back three countered nicely with elusive running and ball retention, allowing the forwards to get set. After several rucks appeared to be putting pressure on ERAC, they were called for offsides and a decision needed to be made. Does Pasadena kick for touch and take the lineout, trying for 7 or do we take the kick and put 3 more up on the board? Noah wisely (and correctly, no matter what the bonehead forwards say, pleading for a penalty run) calls for the tee and calmly slots 3 more points for deana. As ERAC shuffles back for the restart, the whistle blows and we take the lead into half-time 10-7.

As half time starts, Pasadena makes several substitutions, some for injuries and some for energy. No substitution proved more costly than having to replace our forward captain Bagwell at second row. Let me get a few things straight. I love Keegan O'shamrockshakian like a brother. He is probably one of the best forwards on our team. He is a tackling machine, supports every ball and is a real pleasure to lift in the lineouts (no offenses Frenchie.) Unfortunately, he weighs in at 170 lbs of pure tattoos and just doesn't replace the 250 lbs of pure muscle (I have to say that or he will beat me up) that Mike brings to the pack. AND, Keegan has never really played 2nd row and he is standing next to an old, slow and broken down player who is best known for smart ass comments to refs and not his rugby playing. OK, so we start the 2nd half with a speedy, but light pack. ERAC countered with subbing in a prop that used to be a back, but now looks like his fitting in the front row nicely. The first 10 minutes of the second half seemed to be nothing but scrums... and it sucked.

Pasadena continued to put punishing hits on the Eagle Rock back line, specifically Rich, Noah and Barnes, and anytime the ball was spun wide, Pasadena smelled blood. Several minutes into the second half, Pasadena looked like they would put an even wider gap in the score, but a missed penalty kick kept us at 10-7. Aggressive play by the ERAC forwards again found them knocking on Pasadena's door, but our "bend but don't break" defense kept them from crossing the try line. With the ball in hand, Pasadena finds itself again in Eagle Rocks territory, and another ERAC penalty gives Noah a long, but make able kick... and he nails it to give Pasadena a 13-7 lead.

With about 15 minutes left to play and Pasadena having made multiple substitutions, the Game was going to come down to heart, determination and paint thinner. Eagle Rock knew that a converted try would put them up by a point. Pasadena knew that it was going to be one hell of a fight. Twice it looked like ERAC had spotted overlaps in the back line, only to see it squashed and driven back by tenacious defense. Finally, after two mauls were held up in the try zone, ERAC was able to put the ball down in the far corner. The conversion was not close and Pasadena still leads 13 to 12.

The last 10 minutes of the game were brutal. Every player that was on the field deserves a man of the match award. New Tim and Sean B. were especially aggressive on defense and each created havoc for Eagle Rock. The forwards found new strength as Mike Aston joined the pack and settled the scrums down and personally held up two ERAC mauls. Paul, Dean and Andrew were again superb and fielded kicks quickly and with determination. Every time ERAC threw something at us, Pasadena countered. Twice it looked that ERAC would score a go ahead try, but penalties killed them. After several minutes of hard running and good support by Pasadena players, ERAC was again called for a penalty in their own territory. With Noah's big boot, he easily put one more over the bars to put us ahead by four... 16 to 12.

Eagle rock now needed to score a try if they were to pull out a victory. Three of the last four games have come down to last minute tries to win or tuff defensive stands to preserve victory. Would Pasadena be able to hold ERAC out of the try zone one more time? ERAC came at us with all they had, playing possessed. Nothing is more frightening than a team with nothing to lose. They threw everything at us and we held our ground every time. With 80 minutes gone, the referee had decided the next stop in play would be the end of the game. Pasadena was able to hold off every other ERAC drive, now they just needed to kick it out of bounds. Instead a perfectly placed kick to the ERAC full back leads to a foot chase. He broke several tackles and then ERAC's forwards get back into the mix and begin driving the ball down field. Would Pasadena really hold off ERAC for 80 minutes, only to lose after time has expired? Pasadena was called for a penalty right in front of the posts 22 meters out. Fortunately, they needed 4 points and could not settle for a filed goal. ERAC decides to take a scrum and put one last effort at scoring a try. Magically, Simon (who has played a blinder of a half) steals the ball for the first time in the second half. The ball is quickly passed to Noah for a nice long ride out of bounds and to victory (sorry Noah) but he produces a worm burner that only finds the back of the Pasadena scrum (again, sorry Noah.) The ball is recovered by ERAC, but they make no progress and the ball eventually finds its way into friendly hands and an alert Tim R. kicks to touch and the final whistle sounds. Whew! Pasadena wins 16 to 12.

A wise man surmised after the game, "it was not pretty, but we did what we needed to do to win."

Man of the Match, Forwards: This week goes to Tyler. He was the most aggressive tackler and tackled 100% of the time at the legs. His intensity and tenacity are contagious. Tyler, great game.

Man of the Match, Backs: Noah again proves why he is the leader of this club. He is a strong runner, excellent tackler and one hell of a mathematician. His boot relieved pressure and gave us 11 points in a close match. Good job.

Shame Award: It was a tuff one; Laurent was an early candidate for knocking on a terrific pass from a stalwart of a player (OK it was me that passed the ball) that would (could) have lead to an early score. However, after being persuaded by Keegan O'Merrymerryquitecontrary that HE should get it for his forward pass IN the try zone. It is awarded to Keegan. Plus, after several weeks of questionable additions to the robe, I knew he would do the robe proud.

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Kern County vs. Pasadena - 2/26/05

Pasadena made the long trip North to battle the league dominators Kern County this weekend and despite arriving with out a single sub for the backs, Pasadena came prepared to fight.

Saturday's game time feelings were two fold. First, many players from last years squad felt it necessary to redeem themselves from a poor showing last year and everyone on this years team was anxious to see how we staked up against the only undefeated team in the league. Adrenaline was pumping.

Both Pasadena and Kern came out of the gates running. Big hits and hard rucking by both forward packs were seen early, with Kern's forwards again showing the same pick and drive mentality that has proven so effective in the past. Pasadena's forwards played a "bend but don't break" defense and while they allowed the Tuskers to retain ball possession, there were no big thundering runs that, in the past, often set up tries by the home team. Defensively, Pasadena played the first half with more spirit and intensity than any previous game. Our flat line attack and consistent pressure, forced Kern into many knocks and errant passes. In the early minutes of the game, Kern was called for multiple penalties for not releasing as Pasadena players regularly were able to poach the ball. Team defense was never better than during our multiple goal line stances, where Kern was unable to penetrate our defensive line.

At about the midway point, Kern was again attacking at our 22 meter line when Pasadena's defensive pressure forced yet another penalty. Noah's boot, while long... was a tad close to the sideline. The Kern winger, in an attempt to keep the ball in bounds, slapped the ball back into the field of play...only to have Graeme gamely retrieve it for a sprint to the try line. Kern's full back had a good line and without any support form his mates in sight, Graeme was forced to take a hit and hope his support would arrive before he was eventually driven out of bounds. Keegan then stole the ensuing line out and Pasadena again was putting pressure on the Tuskers. After a scrum, Noah offloaded to Richard who was running at full speed, not much ground was gained for two reasons. 1) Kern was offsides and 2) the Ref was right in front of Richard and Richard hit the ref so hard he made the penalty call from his knees, rolled on the ground for a while and then took a few minutes to "gather his thoughts." Noah's penalty kick put the Crown City up 3 0 and gave the team renewed confidence.

Pasadena would need all the confidence (and heart) it could muster to finish the half in the lead. Kern had several opportunities to put the ball over the try line. A few times the causes were knocks, errant passes or selfish play that kept them out of the try zone. More often than not it was stifling defense that caused the knocks or bad passes. Their last attempt at goal came after a bull of a run by their prop. He seemed to really want to be the "guy that scored," cause he had an over lap (I know because their whole team was yelling it) but he didn't pass and was stopped short. Pasadena was called for a penalty (probably offsides) and Kern's ensuing Razzle Dazzle penalty play looked like it might work as a Tusker charged for the corner flag only to be "helped out" by a gang of Pasadena players, most definitely lead by Tyler. A great defensive effort for 40 minutes puts Pasadena up 3-0 at half time.

The second half started without any Pasadena substitutions. Pasadena remained defensive minded and kept the pressure on Kern. It looked like status quo would remain and Pasadena would be pushed to the limit, but would not allow Kern into the try zone. The play for the first 10 minutes was as rough and fast paced as the first 40 minutes. Unfortunately, sloppy play by both sides continued and constant whistles (some justified, some not) caused the play to be somewhat disjointed. It wasn't until Pasadena was called for offsides in front of the posts did Kern finally get on the scoreboard. After 60 minutes of play, it was all tied at 3 apiece.

The score did not remain tied for long. Kern was finally able to put together a scoring drive that saw them put phase after phase together starting from their own 22. Kern now up 10 to 3. Pressure and fatigue were mounting. Two thundering kicks that appeared to put us out of trouble were brought back (WAY back) because they were played past the 22. Pasadena had several opportunities to score, but were unable to capitalize. Throughout the game, Pasadena was fantastic between the 22's, but once we got into our own red zone, we did not execute with the precision needed to score a try against a tuff team. Sometimes our problem was fatigue... sometimes it was rustiness... sometimes just dumb luck. We should be proud that we had excellent ball retention and very few offsides penalties. We attacked on defense and did not allow them to break us with a single play. Everyone of their score was well earned and not "given." If the first half was notable for great, low tackles. The second half saw our tackles get a little higher with each passing minute. Kern somehow (hey, I wish I could remember everything, but seriously folks... I just make this up as I go) was able to score again, but the conversion was missed and Pasadena now trails 15 to 3.

At this point, Pasadena needed a big lift and got a tremendous play from the Big Red Machine... Dean-O. Taking the ball at pace and breaking several tackles, Dean found himself in the open field with only the weak side wing to contend with. Dean was unable to avoid the contact, but it appeared that he was going to offload to a Pasadena support player. Unfortunately... I have no idea what happened next. I know we didn't score and Kern was again on the attack. It looked as though Kern would again be stopped short of a try, but a careless penalty 5 meters out and a Pasadena player not attempting to retreat and tackling a Kern player trying to take a quick tap... Kern was awarded a penalty try and an easy conversion. So instead of possibly being down 10 to 15... we are looking at a 22 to 3 deficit with only minutes to go.

Pasadena could have easily given up, but we do not quit... ever. We scampered right back into Kern's half and strong runs by our backs and a few well-timed lineouts, saw us knocking on Kerns door again. A penalty by Kern and quick tap that saw its way out to Frazier on the sideline looked like a sure try. Kern's flanker didn't bite on a dummy pass and Frazier was not able to get a pass back into the field of play before being tackled out of bounds. Game ends Kern winners with a final score of 22 to 3.

Saturday's game came down to fatigue...not so much from being out of shape, but from playing goal line defense for a large part of the day (we did that very successfully and should remember that the next time a team is "knocking" on our door,) It also showed us how little things can turn a game. One more broken tackle, one less knock, one more caught lineout, one less penalty, one more tackle... you get the picture.

That is the way I remember it...

Man of the Match, Forwards: Keegan again showed why conditioning is so important. He was one of the players at every breakdown and supporting every ball. He stole several lineouts and was a tackling machine. Both Simon and Tyler was a very strong contenders for the award this game, but Tyler lost out narrowly after his "lecture" by the ref caused a 2-point deduction from the Romanian Judge (actually he was Welsh.)

Man of the Match, Backs: Once again our fearless scrum half, directed the team with precision and guts. Pound for pound the best player on the pitch. Frazier was superb in all aspects of the game. A special recognition goes to Noah, Rich and Barnes for setting the defensive tone all day for the backs.

Shame Award: Given somewhat reluctantly. When a team plays hard it is always difficult to "point out" someone who did something wrong. However, just as a general rule... if you say, "Hey, I think the Robe looks kind cool..." you may end up wearing it. The robe was given to Dean-O the Supreme-O for a) thinking he would look good in the robe and b) kicking not one but two huge kicks directly into touch from the wrong side of the 22 and c) thinking he looks good.

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Tanner

Pasadena vs. LA Rebellion - 2/19/05

Hey you Midwesterners...so much for playing in sunny Southern California. Pasadena looked like it would get it's THIRD rain cancellation when we awoke on Saturday morning and it was STILL raining. A small contingent of landscaping experts, geologists and proctologists made their way to the Alhambra Field and the APU Field to determine if either would be acceptable for playing.

After taking soil samples, gauging runoff vs. saturation level using the little known Carlotta's Principle and throwing grass into the wind to judge wind velocity...it was determined that the Alhambra Field was in the best shape and we would play as scheduled. The field crew left Denny's, tummies full from our Moon's over Mi-hammy.... Only to see the entire Rebellion team, walking from the pitch...at 9:00 am.... to Denny's for a team breakfast. Our fearless leader Noah... "Those Rebellion are like the Amish, the travel in groups and are well organized."

I have to apologize for some incorrect statistics that I announced yesterday. I only had 44 phone calls on Saturday... not 72. I had 28 calls on Friday that I inadvertently counted on my call list. Mia culpa.

With the fields lined and goal posts "erect" and the rain easing off a bit... the game started promptly at 12:00. As one would imagine, the game started very sloppily. A combination of slick weather conditions, new player combinations and game time jitters made for poor ball control, frequent slips and more knocks than a Jehovah's Witness (I wanted to reference a Mormon, but declined indifference to Ken and Kevin.) Since we are always complaining that we do not get enough time to practice scrumming down, I would like to personally thank the backs for letting us use Saturday as an opportunity to improve in this area.

This is not to say that forwards had hands of glue, concentration lacked throughout much of the first half where both teams were literally and figuratively bogged down in the middle of the field. Pasadena slotted it's first points from a fine run by Geoff Thran after several hard fought phases. Notable plays in the first half included Tyler's outstanding support play and hustle resulting in two tries, as well as rookie sensation Reese who in his inaugural game, played two positions and did an excellent job running with the ball. I don't know what it is with this kid, but you tell him to do something and he does it. Brilliant! Noah was back in form with outstanding kicking. Maybe he just needs a little wind and rain every game?

What did we learn form the first half...? Well, we still need to bring the intensity level to 11. Why not 10 you ask? Because, it goes to 11. We are constantly looking for someone or something else to get us "pumped up." We learned how important keeping the ball is. We wasted sooo many opportunities and gave the opposition numerous chances. All it takes is 1 or 2 sloppy plays to change the momentum of a game. We also learned that Reese runs like an Urk from The Lord of the Rings. Lastly, we learned that you cannot make a 12 pm start time if you are in Las Vegas.

Second half sees more rain than the first, but our concentration was better. We still had a lot of knocks and handling errors, but we improved in general. We also improved in our dreadful sin of committing too many players to breakdowns. Maybe that was only because we have an ADD coach that lost track of players and sent us out on the pitch with only 14 guys... hmmmmmm. All in all, the second half was a much better half to watch. We really started to gel as a team. We can take this experience into the next few games. But seriously guys, tell me playing in the rain didn't kick ass. So I guess when you win on a day like we had, it just wouldn't be fun to point out the stupid things that happened.

By the time the second half was about 1/3 done, both teams jerseys were so dirty, Laurent couldn't tell which team was which and started tackling his own players. Richard was so surprised to actually see me do something athletic, that he completely forgot to "support" me on a pick and roll that I set up perfectly (If I do say so my self... I thank you.) His sincere apology in the middle of playing made me feel better. Paul apparently forgot his cleats and brought ice skates... I have never seen anyone fall so many times. When eh wasn't sliding all over the place, he was flying through the air. Keegan jumping to try and block a kick... apparently misunderstood Tyler's directive of "when he kicks the ball, get a hand on it and drive it into the ground." OK, so it wasn't the rugby ball and Keegan used his knee. Is that guy talking with his normal voice? Ara had a million dollar run and a 10-cent turnover... he eluded multiple tacklers only to be confounded by actually holding onto the ball as he raced towards the try zone. His Homer Simpson "D'oh" hands on head move after the knock was classic.

The second half saw two rookie tries. Laurent put one down and Danny made a very athletic dive to get his first. To no ones surprise, he actually did it again a few minutes later. He even through in the patented "Boyle hop" to elude tackles. I felt really bad for the backs and the wings in general. I would have really liked the ball get out wide more and see what could have happened. But the wet weather and forward crashing made this difficult. I think Andrew summed it up nicely. Standing on the sideline, Chris commented that Andy didn't really get to see much action. Andrew stood there for a moment... chose his words carefully and replied, "didn't touch the ball once." Chris asked, "How'd you get so muddy?" Again, a slight pause from the young winger. Andy looked to the sky wishfully and responded, "warming up." Damn.

So the game is concluded and Pasadena bests a spirited Rebellion club 75 0. They are a great bunch of guys and we wish them the best during the season. The after party will undoubtedly be remembered for the LONGEST rendition of Rugby Queen ever, performed by Coach Angelica. He messed up 5 or 6 times finally ending the song once we made him drink for the muddy boot used for the rookie tries.

Man of the Match, Forwards: For putting the ball down twice, stepping up and making huge tackles, as well as supporting at every breakdown. Danny Boyle gets the Man of the Match. Well done. He even took the Milk filled boot for his rookie tries like a champ. Apparently there was still mud chunks floating in the boot (sorry about that.)

Man of the Match, Backs: In addition to playing the game at scrum half (he had never played that position before) he was also able to put two tries down himself. He is still thanking God it wasn't his rookie try after watching Laurent drink a beer/milk/mud mixture right after Danny was finished. Tim Riesen was given the MOTM award. Good running.

Shame Award: In a rare feat... only previously accomplished by Geoff Thran last year... Tim was also the Shame award recipient. Not only did he forget that he was playing scrum half a few times, but he actually took the time to look around to see where the scrum half was before he scampered to the breakdown. Also, in the first half he passed. He has never done that before, so we assumed he was show boating. His new nickname is "one time." You know, "Hey, I passed the ball ONE TIME."

That is what I remember...

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Tanner

OMBAC III vs. Pasadena - 2/5/05

Pasadena took another tuff loss squarely on the chin... actually it seemed like three or four quick blows to the kidneys to be honest. They day started off with promise... the vans actually left on time (three minutes late... but who is counting.) Unfortunately, several players are maybe more accustomed to "rugby time" and van departures not being run with such military precision... and were a tad late. While one van left the 909'ers fully loaded, a few of us waited for the stragglers to make the 20 minute drive to Frazier's office. So, in typical Pasadena fashion... about 7 of us started the day late. Then to make matters worse, our scrum half and starting Center were caught in a brief lane/off ramp closure that required Gilligan and the Professor to take a three-hour tour of San Diego before getting to the field.

Despite missing two capable players, Richard and Tim stepped in nicely. Richard has only been with the team for a week, but his first two questions were 1) when will the beer will be served and 2) if it is free? A short time later I believe he inquired, "Do you guys have a play book I could take home?" Once the laughter stopped, we filled him in on the play calling. He took it in stride. I think he will fit in nicely. Also, we were hoping to use Tim as an Uber sub (damn can't find the umlaut), but considering the turn of events toward the half time, things worked out.

Pasadena found themselves in quite a hole very quickly, and mostly due to some bad bounces and hesitant play. Defensively, we seemed to be on target keeping most of the play within the 22's. However a very long and high kick by some freak-ass named Hinkin (I hear he like baboons) left our fullback out numbered and the chasing OMBACians took the ball for an easy score. Lather. Rinse. Repeat three times. Before we really got our bearings, we were down 21 to 0. Much of the first half was played on their terms, but we scrambled and had multiple scoring opportunities that just never meterlized (just like high shool dating really?) The first points for Pasadena came when Noah slotted a nice penalty kick for 3 points. OMBAC came right back with intensity that Pasadena, unfortunately, only equaled for short bursts.

For most of the first half, our lineouts were... shhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeoooooootttttttt. Can't figure out why... but they were. Scrums were decent, but not great. But I was beginning to think we were starting to build some momentum. Short lived... but we started to pick things up. Shortly before half time, Doc Bryant, in a valiant attempt to keep the OMBACires from scoring off a blocked kick (I think... who knows... you can't expect me to commit all this to memory... honestly people, throw me a bone.) Michael dove to ground the ball and was narrowly beaten by his opposite number... However, the ensuing writhing on the ground by the M.D. led us to believe all was not OK. Doc Bryant had to leave the game with a separated shoulder. Also lost, although I can't say when as I try to avoid the French, was Laurent with a hand injury (he looked most concerned that he wouldn't be able to "box Richard." I asked, "You want to fight the new guy?" The he said he might not be able to, "brush up on his typing skills, Burp the baby" and lastly he said "you know...squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube" I asked if he was crazy and he replied, "no" and then made an obscene gesture as if "relieving himself" who knew?) Of course, Danny replaced him nicely.

This is not to say that we were without any great plays. We did have our share and by a lot of people. As always, Keegan played a terrific half, always around the ball. Simon kept the opposition on their toes in the scrums disrupting or stealing several balls. He was also a tackling machine. Mike H. took the pep talk regarding securing the ball to heart and played outstanding rugby at times. Paul and Andrew played very good defense against a former Eagles player (again, I heard he like simians) and both had very nice runs. Paul, very nearly scored a 70-meter try only to be dragged down 5 meters shy of the try zone. At one point he eluded that ape loving Eagle player with a Baryshnikov spin that dazzled even the OMBACilites, unfortunately, we didn't score and we let OMBAC off the hook one more time. Half Time:

OMBAC 28-3.

So here we are at Half time and we need magic in a bottle. We make our substitutions. Tony comes in, Frazier comes in (or maybe he was just breathing heavy?) Ara comes in (I hear his is Armenian... can I get a confirmation on that?) and we have several props ready to relieve Mike H. whenever he loses his engine. Also, Frazier entered the game. It also appeared that OMBAC made several substitutions, but who really counts in these DIII games. Despite that fact that we picked up the intensity and made better plays, we just didn't get ANYTHING to go our way. OMBAC continued to put points on the board whenever they had the opportunity and conversely we failed to put points on the board when we had an opportunity. Funny how that will lead to a loss.

Have you ever heard the saying "forwards don't kick"? Certainly, props don't kick...right? Well I have no idea how this actually happened and it looked like he was actually trying to accomplish what ended up happening, so I guess it wasn't blind luck. After one of our many drives that seemed to be stalling right at the OMBAC 22 meter line, Garret takes the ball from a ruck, takes a few steps and lofts a cross field kick that floats down just inside the goal line. Richard... who has been moved to wing sprints towards the ball and just gets a hand on it to give us our only try of the day. Here is Tim's thoughts regarding the event:

Oh great!!! Now everyone in the forward pack will be trying to

replicate Garrets "kick to glory" at some point in the future...

Not quite the "hand of God," but it looked neat. The second half was a better contested half all in all. Danny made some excellent defensive plays and the centers began meeting their opposition at gain line with intensity as well. Reese got about 10 minutes of playing time... and only looked confused for 5 minutes (better than any one else's' first game.) Ara again showed his speed with several long runs and excellent over the shoulder passes as he was going out of bounds (amazingly, I think we retained every ball.) So that is about it... at least the stuff worth writing about. For those of you that don't know, the OMBAC fullback is the brother of James who played with us for a while last year. I actually have no idea if he truly does enjoy the company of monkeys... we can wait for James to confirm that.

"We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses."
- C. G. Jung

That is how I remembered it.

Man of the Match, Forwards: A well deserved recognition for excellent tackling, support play and leadership. Simon is an inspiration on the field to us all. He is a strong presence o the pitch, even though he is quiet. And when he speaks, well... we don't often understand him... well play lad.

Man of the Match, Backs: First game... first try... well played. Richard, who I understand is NOT from Chicago, follows a long line of Missourian ruggers that have come to the Promised Land for rugby and ... free beer. Here is a translation from a recent cell phone call... "Hey Aaron, this is Richard... the new Rugby player. I got really drunk on Saturday and someone took me home. I don't know who has the Jerseys, but if you could find out for me... I'll call them and wash them. Thanks."

Shame Award: For one of they most blatant offsides infringements seen in the northern hemisphere... and I believe he is still trying to convince people that a) he was onsides and b) he, in fact, does understands the offsides rule... Tony. TOOOOOOOONNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. On a more serious note, thank you Tony for securing the vans for the trip down... it is greatly appreciated.

Oops,
Tanner

Pasadena vs. OC Bucks - 1/22/05

All,
So. We lost to a better team this weekend. Do you know how I know they were better? They had more points than us. Without further delay... the match report.

Pasadena lost to the OC Bucks this weekend by a score of 20 to 7. Although Pasadena had multiple chances to put more points on the board, often from point blank range, defensive pressure and poor decision making kept us out of the try zone.

The game started in dubious fashion. Several players were either late or needed new batteries for their alarm clock. At the kick off, Pasadena came out flat and continued this disturbing trend thought most of the first half. Miscommunication and slow reactions led to the Bucks first try when a weak side overlap allowed them to get across the try line. The score was 5-0 after the kick went wide. Frustrations mounted as the game seesawed. As Pasadena seemed to right itself late in the first half, we kept shooting ourselves in the foot with penalty after penalty. Several times we found ourselves within 5 meters of their try line only to be held out, held up or penalized for... well... you name it. Even when the Bucks looked like they wanted to GIVE us a try with several penalties of there own, we walked away with out even 3 points. So sad.

After the let down of being so close and getting nuttin, the Bucks were able to string together an attack that accumulated in another score when their back line once again eluded our tacklers and put one down (again unconverted) to go up 10-0. Again, Pasadena came back and was putting pressure on the Bucks, but every time we put our foot on their chest (or at least I think that is what Keegan was doing to that forward on the wrong side of the ruck) we would let them up by committing a stupid penalty. Lets review... Offsides is when you are not behind the last mans foot OR, not retreating when the ball has been kicked. Knocking-on is when you drop a pass. "Held up" is when you go into a tackle and the ball does not get "cycled back" and the play is dead. "Killing the ball" is when a bunch of players pile on top of the ball carrier. All of those are turnovers. Meanwhile... back at the game... after one of our many penalties, the Bucks put one over the upright to make the score 13 to 0. Half Time.

The Half started optimistically, we had several good phases and the Bucks looked a little over confidant (sloppy) and with some new meat in their scrums we looked to take charge. Pasadena made what we thought would be some key substitutions to improve our speed and mobility in the pack... unfortunately Tony had never propped before. Even worse he was injured when the first scrum of the second half collapsed. Maybe next time we will practice that...ehhh. Subbing in Aston (I guess that blows the whole mobility thing) and we get under way. Pasadena showed a bit more intensity and the rucks were contested a bit more aggressively and the opposition was often met behind the gain line. Some one put a boot to an offsides Buck... he cried... their forward thought it was a good idea to swing at Aston... Aston punched him in the face... angelica is yelling... the ref is not paying attention...ball held up... even though we had several chances to score... we turned it over. Things deteriorated quickly. About Halfway through the second half the Bucks mounted another strong push. It looked as though tuff defense would keep them from scoring, but a hard drive right at the goal line gave the Bucks 20-0 lead.

Intensity and frustration began to get the better of us as poor scrums and crappy lineouts appeared out of nowhere (Pasadena trademark killer lineouts folded for the last 20 minutes.) Just when it looked like Pasadena was all but gone, we put together one push that finally put a try on the board. We finally got some decent ball retention from our forwards (all set up by Keegan... thank you) and Tim was able to dive into the try zone for 5 points. Noah's conversion is good to get us to 20 to 7. Knowing that we had about 10 minutes left in the game... Pasadena began to play the way we should have played the entire match... with intensity... it just happened to be a little too late. After several substitutions (at what point are we over the limit?) we were again discombobulated. It looked like we were going to get the dreaded "4 tries" extra point against us, when Tommy Bo... er Danny Boyle made the biggest hit of the day. Rectum... damn near killed him. Honestly, it would have been easy for him to quit (some had already quit) but he didn't. Good job Danny.

So that was the game... at least that is the way I remember it?!?!?! The Bucks whooped us good. We have a lot of work to over the next 2 weeks. Our next game will be against OMBACIII. I would suspect they will be even more disciplined than the bucks. So....

Man of the Match, Forwards: For his excellent play all over the filed... supporting at every breakdown and, most importantly, never letting anyone steal the ball. We should all emulate him when getting tackled. Good Game Keegan

Man of the Match, Backs: Another "rookie" to the team, this back led the team all day as scrum half. His tenacity, speed and strength are great assets to the team, Good job Mr. Barnes (of course another Mike who we can't call Mike because we have 10 Mikes on the team!!!)

Shame Award: Throw a punch and you get to wear the robe of shame... get caught by the ref and you have to wash the Jerseys for a month. Mike Aston takes home the robe...for a Birthday present... happy birthday Big Mike (or original Mike).

Oops,
Tanner

Gurkha 10s Tournament

Guys,

We had a great time this weekend. Hopefully all of you that were not able to make it will enjoy this recap. It may not be accurate.... but it is what I remember.

For those that are interested: Photos of the event can be found at www.mantzphoto.photoreflect.com. Look for the GURKHA 10's on the upper right hand side of the webpage.

The day started very poorly for the boys. A mix up of departure times and a car that wouldn't start (and then the car we did end up taking didn't have gas) meant a few of us were late to the field. One good sign, if you are superstitious, one player got a ticket on the way to the game. For those that have forgotten, our good friend Noah was ticketed last year and we walked away with the consolation champions. So, to try and get into the rugby gods good graces... Tyler decided it would be good Karma for him to get a ticket. Thanks Tyler.

Here is a list of players that made the trip. Garrett, Dean, Tyler, Danny, Noah, Mexican Mike, Keegan, Smookler, Tanner, Paul, Andrew, Nate, and Lauren (our new player from France who was in street clothes last practice.) With the exception of one friend of Garrett and someone on the sidelines when Smookler got knocked in the noggin... again... we played with Pasadena players only.

Our first game was against the Huntington Beach Unicorns. They are a Division One team and were very strong. Not exactly who you would like to have your first game against. Our inexperience showed and they walked over us with a 7 tries to zero score. Nothing to write home about, but we got our feet wet.

Second game was against the Collegiate side Point Loma College. They were a very fit side, but not as skilled or physical as us. We dominated they game from start to finish... with the exception of being able to score. Pasadena started strong and scored a try very quickly. A beautiful try off of several nice phases where Tyler took the ball at their 22, kicked a grubber... bounce, bounce and then a sharp right hand turn... into the try zone and Tyler falls on his own kick. Pasadena up 7 to 0. We played excellent rugby at times, did all the things we said were were going to do, but we just couldn't get things rolling. Three times we had scoring opportunities. Each time, a slight miscue caused us to walk away with out points. One well earned try by our opponents brought them to 7 to 5 Pasadena. Just before the game was called, Loma scored on a blindside move off the scrum after a miscommunication left an opening. Better play by all, but still disappointed from a loss.

The third games was against the Barbarians. A mix of young Gurkhas and some whores from all over. Pasadena kept momentum through this game and never let up. After a strong lecture on defense by some veterans, we picked up the intensity and it showed. I believe the final score was Pasadena 4 tries to Barbarians 1, but the real story was Dean-o the Machine-o. Dean scored a hat trick. He worked his tail off and played like a veteran. We had a sound effort from every player on the field. Lauren and Keegan were all over the place all day. Garret played his usual style of hard nosed play (I believe he also called someone his bitch!) and Andrew is on the verge of blowing up on the field and having 10 tries. I could go on and on. Everyone played great.

That ended Pool Play: Each team was then placed in the winners or consolation bracket. The top two teams went to the winners bracket and the bottom two... Due to our solo victory, we were in the consolation bracket.

Our first test was The Gurkha seconds. Having played against the Gurkhas several times, I knew they would try and use there formidable pack to drive over and use the pick and run every chance they could get. However, our backs wouldn't let them do it. Due to some injuries and what not... we had Noah running at scrum half and Garrett at fly half... it worked. That was some powerfully running and good support play that set up a lot of opportunities. We had Dean score another try and Noah got on the board. However a rookie try sealed the deal. Nate put in a long run and then had the presence of mind to center the ball after out running their full back. Nice job boys. This was BY FAR our best game!!!. Pasadena goes into the finals with a score of 4 tries to 1.

Finals against the LA Godzilla. For those of you that don't know, Godzilla is a Japanese team that plays 10's and 7's only. They are the fastest mofos you will ever play against... but there biggest guy is about 175 lbs. I don't really remember a lot from this game... I was pretty beat... as we all were after a long day of playing. I called Smookler Garrett 3 times and at one point thought about telling Andrew to play second row for me so I could relax in the backs. We traded early tries to put us even at half time. Then Godzilla goes ahead and it looks bleak for us. It looked like they would score again off a big overload with 3 of Godzilla's players racing down the line against one Pasadena Defender. Fortunately for us... Paul steps in and out runs the entire Godzilla team to put us even. Deja Vu all over again, when Godzilla has a huge overlap, again on Paul's side, and they look like they will score only to have Paul steal another pass. This time he broke at least 3 tackles and drug one player over the try line to put us up for good. Once again, Pasadena walks away the Consolation Champions!

Man of the Match: Each game had individual players that should have been given MOTM. Tyler played excellent at Scrum Half and may have been the only positive against the Unicorns. Dean was the leading try scorer and Noah kicked better than I have ever seen him kick (including a bute in the finals from the sideline that was at least 40 yards out.) All the Rookies played better than anyone could have hoped and the veterans didn't get in the way. However, when ever a rookie makes two game saving plays AND scores the try that wins the game and brings home the trophy... Paul was awarded the Man of the Match.

Shame Award: Well, it really wasn't awarded. It could have gone to me for mixing up the times for departure, but that didn't really affect us. So, we decided to give it to someone that wasn't there to defend himself. One of Garrett's very best college friend needed a lift to the Hospital for stitches and wound cleaning... so Garrett had to leave before the final game. Unfortunately he wasn't there to see us win a great game. I suppose Chris can give him the robe and boot at the next match.

I do not take responsibility for the accuracy of the above statements. Tries and scores may have come at different times, for different peoples or in different years... like I said, this is what I remembered.

Good Time guys,

Oops,
Tanner